hipslie:

If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.

(via citycouncilwoman)

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(via zachsgay)

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

(via slim-and-svelte)